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Season 1: The Investor
How a bad fill at $115 became a permanent genre of humiliation.
- 1
The Squeeze
JAN 2021 · FRI 100
GameStop runs from single digits to a $483 intraday peak. For about three weeks, being the one in your family who “does stocks” is a flex.
- 2
Loss Porn
2021–2022 · FRI 88
The squeeze ends, the forum doesn’t. r/wallstreetbets replaces profit with a more renewable resource: posting your own catastrophic portfolio for internet points.
- 3
i think my parents hate me after buying GME at 115
OCT 2022 · FRI 41
A post title that needs no body text. The loss isn’t the money — it’s standing, inside a house, with people who feed you.
- 4
There’s Our Little Investor
NOV 2022 · FRI 22
The caption locks into final form: a parent, cheerfully, from the bottom of the stairs. Benzinga runs it the day before Thanksgiving, which is the only correct day to deploy it.
- 5
Hedge Against Family
MAR 2024 → · FRI 3
@wallstreetbets posts it from the main account with the asset swapped for meme coins. The line survives every rotation because it was never about the ticker. You can hedge rate risk. You cannot hedge your dad asking a follow-up question.
FRI — Family Relations Index. Declining.